Do You Know Your Wife?: Spice Up Date Night with a Fun Quiz about the Woman in Your Life (Funny Valentine’s Day Gag Gift…
About the Author
Dan Carlinsky is a author and literary agent. Previous editions of Do You Know Your Husband? and Do You Know Your Wife? have sold more than 250,000 copies.
The test has 100 questions. Count ten points for each correct answer. Where you miss some of a multi-part question, divide and take partial credit; you can need the entire help you can get. Here’s how to rate yourself:
Above 900: Very impressive. Actually, downright amazing.
700-900: Pretty good, but you might need to work a little to polish off your knowledge. Start asking questions…and pay attention.
Below 700: Weak. Ask her to give you a remedial course.
Take the “Do You Know Your Wife?” test. You may find you have something to brag about, or you’ll be humbled. Either way, just by going over your answers together, you can learn a little and have some fun as well. Good luck.
1. For starters, will she take this test:
____ Kicking and screaming?
2. She regularly carries enough cash to:
____ Buy a cup of coffee
____ Cover lunch for herself
____ Treat a crowd to dinner and then some
3. When she has a headache she regularly takes:
____ An aspirin
____ Two aspirin
____ Another pain medication
4. Did she ever win a contest of any sort? If this is the case, what was her prize?
____ Yes, she won _______________________________
5. What’s her favorite color?
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